God Hates Bigots

Really? A straight guy designed the stick figure sign?

The Supreme Court of the United States has decided in an 8-1 decision that the Westboro Baptist Church does have the right under the First Amendment to the Constitution to hold anti-gay protests outside the funerals of dead U.S. soldiers.

Mind you, these aren’t the deaths of gay soldiers that the WBC is celebrating (I mean, protesting).  These people will protest at the funeral of any soldier.

Their signs say things like, “God Hates Fags” and “Pray For More Dead Soldiers”.

The logic?  Well, the United States, in its oh-so-staunch support of gay rights is sinning against God, and for this sin of allowing gay people to, like, stay alive and not be beaten by bigots like the Westboro Baptist Church, God likes to kill U.S. soldiers.

Makes sense right?  Every time a bullet from a terrorist pierces the skin of a U.S. soldier, and every time an IED explodes under a military vehicle killing the soldiers inside, it’s really just God exacting his vengeance for our society allowing “Queer Eye For the Straight Guy”, and Lady Gaga, and the WWE – you know, gay stuff.

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Let’s Get Ready to Crumb-baaaaaaal

Senator?

This is Linda McMahon.  She is the wife of WWE (formerly WWF) boss, Vince McMahon.

And she is running for the US Senate from the state of Connecticut.

Her main pitch as of right now is that she’s self-financing.

No shit?  You don’t say?  Hmm…

So years worth of collecting money from white trash morons to watch people pretend to fight each other while wearing Affliction clothing really pays off?  Wow.

She plans to spend $50 million.  In case you’re wondering, that’s a lot of money.

If any of her opponents stoop to negative campaigning, she’s going to have Brutus the Barber Beefcake put them in a choke hold while she smacks them with a folding chair.

Well, if Jesse “the Body” Ventura can be governor of Minnesota, I suppose anything is possible.

This should be the final blow in our downfall as a society.