What the Fuck is On Your Head?

Who put this on me? Oh yeah, I did.

Since “pop music” really just means “I’m gonna say totally accessible shit over and over that someone else usually writes, but my costumes and stage shows are interesting”, it’s no surprise that Will I Am wore this outfit.

This is one of the dumbest/most ridiculous looking things ever, but then again, they write the dumbest/most ridiculous songs ever, so it totally makes sense.

People are angry that he painted his face black.  I’m not sure if that’s fucked up or not, but I am sure that this whole thing is really, really stupid looking.

He looks like a comic book movie villain.

It looks like someone tricked him.

Does he check out what he puts on his head before he does it?

I’m wondering if that dude behind him snuck up and stuck it on him before the picture, like a “kick me” sticky note.

Also, I don’t think he needs that microphone in his hand, because:

A) He’s not performing, he’s taking pictures and…

B) You know it’s just lip-syncing anyway.

Bethenny Getting Perspective?

Hi, everybody! I'm really clueless!

I wouldn’t even know who this chick is, except Bravo is unfortunately on at the gym and so I always see her on TV crying.

Last night, from MTV’s VMAs, Bethenny Tweeted “Oh no,now I don’t like it.people r now openly talking about popping pills like it’s cool.scared for bryn to grow up:(“.

Um…way to feign concern for the future of your child.

You’re the dumbass who gave birth to her baby on a reality television show.

You’re the fucking moron who was on Real Housewives.

The fact that people like getting high on prescription drugs instead of good, old-fashioned drugs pales in comparison to the fact that mothers want to exploit their children on reality show.

Oops.  Oh, wait.  You did that, Bethenny.

Aww, shit.  That really sucks for your kid.

Because good parenting would keep your daughter from having a drug problem, but being a self-centered, exploitative fame-whore will almost definitely have the opposite effect.

Nice English. I'm scared for your daughter to grow up, too.

So good job, you fucking degenerate.