Paul McCartney, Comedian

House Minority Leader, Republican John Boehner, is demanding an apology from Paul McCartney for making a joke about President Bush.

In a recent ceremony where Barack Obama presented McCartney with an award called the Gerswhin Prize for Song Writing, McCartney remarked that it was nice to have a President in the White House again who knew what a library was.

Apparently, Boehner thinks this is out of bounds, even though everyone in the known universe knows that George W. Bush simply did not read.  You don’t have to apologize for making jokes about things that are true, even if the former president is the recipient of the joke.

If Boehner asked McCartney to apologize for “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime”, I would be right there with him.

I’d also be all for making whoever gives the Gershwin Prize apologize for giving it to McCartney, realizing that he wrote “Simply Having a Wondeful Christmastime”, since the only more poorly written songs are “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit and “Arms Wide Open” by Creed.


We Suck

(I Am A Fucking Idiot)

These idiots recently got into an altercation on an airplane.

Romney wanted one of the “geniuses” behind such songs as Shots to put his seat back in the full, upright and locked position.

The “genius” behind lyrics as good as “Drink all day, play all night, let’s get it poppin’, I’m in LA trick”, didn’t want to do that with his seat because he apparently is way too gangster to follow airline regulations.

Mitt, thinking that he is everybody’s dad and wondering why the hooligan in front of him was wearing day glo colors and actin’ a fool, laid a hand on the gangster genius’ shoulder.

The mastermind behind such Shakespearean gems as “You make me feel super like the man of steel, you got me going stupid picking daffodils” doesn’t front, so he pistol-whipped a Republican type-quick.  I actually made that up.  He just probably pushed him or something.

But seriously…this is probably the most hilarious altercation I could even imagine.  I would love to watch them both beat each other senseless.  Mitt could wear his magic Mormon underwear and Sky Blu (not his real name, it’s Skyler) could wear whatever ridiculous bullshit he usually wears.  It’s times like this I wish Celebrity Deathmatch was still on…and real.

Anyway, such terrible “musical” acts could never allow an event like this to go on without finding some way to capitalize on it and turn it into pop culture dreck, so LMFAO has created a song called “We Came to Party (The Vulcan Grip Mix)”.  Genius, right?  Get it?  Vulcan Grip?  That’s what Mitt did to Skyler!!!  OMG.  LOL.  LMFAO.  That’s, like, so smart!  Let’s capitalize on Star Trek references while also making terrible music.  Sure-fire platinum sales!!

Here’s just a taste of the shit-pop deliciousness…(from

“They call you suit and tie and you’se a politician. They call me Superfly, I always got two bitches/ You go to church and tithe, I really ain’t religious/ You’re on P’s and Q’s, I sip that Jesus juice.”



(This music will contribute to our societal downfall)