Not Gangster

Applied by a Dummy

Putting a label on the side of your car so that people know how big your rims are is not gangster.

How big your rims are definitely doesn’t matter at all.  There’s few things in the whole wide world that matter less.

And even if they did matter, the only people who they would matter to would already know how big your rims are just by looking.

So who are you really trying to impress?

Someone who listens to Ludacris songs every now and then?

Like, “Oh, so that’s what 22-inch rims look like.  The song made me think they’d be a lot cooler.”

I’m going to start wearing a t-shirt around that says 12″.  Now that’s gangster.


"Hey, can I rent you?"

I think this is why other parts of the world hate us.

Rapper Snoop Dogg just tried to rent out the entire country of Liechtenstein for a music video shoot.

That’s right.  He tried to rent a country.

Not an estate, not a natural monument or beautiful piece of scenery.  He tried to buy out a country for a few days.

Someone needs to let Snoop know that Liechtenstein isn’t a ‘ho’.  You can’t throw money at a country and just have it.

Who even thinks of this kind of shit?

Do they have some board meeting where they’re all trying to come up with the most arrogant, cocky, outlandish thing in the entire world and they decided that renting a country would fit that bill?

This isn’t really even that gangster, considering Liechtenstein is so tiny – the country’s entire population is about 35,000 people.

They should have at least shot for something in the top 100, like Sweden or Portugal or something.

Trying to rent out one of the world’s smallest countries, if you’re a rapper, is basically like sporting a big wad of one dollar bills in a music video.

Aim high, rappers.  That’s what you’re here for!