Dick-tenstein

"Hey, can I rent you?"

I think this is why other parts of the world hate us.

Rapper Snoop Dogg just tried to rent out the entire country of Liechtenstein for a music video shoot.

That’s right.  He tried to rent a country.

Not an estate, not a natural monument or beautiful piece of scenery.  He tried to buy out a country for a few days.

Someone needs to let Snoop know that Liechtenstein isn’t a ‘ho’.  You can’t throw money at a country and just have it.

Who even thinks of this kind of shit?

Do they have some board meeting where they’re all trying to come up with the most arrogant, cocky, outlandish thing in the entire world and they decided that renting a country would fit that bill?

This isn’t really even that gangster, considering Liechtenstein is so tiny – the country’s entire population is about 35,000 people.

They should have at least shot for something in the top 100, like Sweden or Portugal or something.

Trying to rent out one of the world’s smallest countries, if you’re a rapper, is basically like sporting a big wad of one dollar bills in a music video.

Aim high, rappers.  That’s what you’re here for!

Make Up Your Mind

Too Many Names

Hey, Netherlands (or whatever your real name is) this is getting ridiculous.

You need to start referring to yourself in only one way.

I don’t care which way.  Just choose.

You can’t be “Netherlands” and “Holland”, and then refer to your people as “Dutch”.

I’m smart and I’m even confused.

So figure it out, or I’m just going to start referring to you as “Denmark”.