Taking Inaction

"Only you can prevent child abuse with profile pictures" - Optimus Prime

The past couple of weeks have seen another hot trend on Facebook – changing your profile picture into a cartoon character from the 80’s or 90’s for some reason.

See, everyone thinks that they’re doing it to somehow prevent child abuse (which sounds insane when you actually read that sentence).  That’s like thinking you can cure a cold by looking at pictures of when you were healthy as a kid.

Before anyone gets completely riled up over me stating this, let me say clearly, child abuse is a terrible thing.  I was lucky I was not a victim, though there are many who were and it’s surely horrific.  But none of this is about that.

It’s just another stupid internet meme that people do for attention or to make their friends think they’re clever.

Like, “Oh, shit!  I remember Thundercats!  Is your picture Jem?  My friend made theirs Heathcliff!  LOLz!!!”

See?  That’s stupid.  That doesn’t prevent child abuse.  It really only encourages further idiocy.

And here’s another reason to not be mad at me…

Because you got duped in more than just the obvious way.

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Serious Media

President Obama went on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night – the first time a sitting president has ever appeared on the show.

So naturally, the rest of the “media” is completely up in arms today.

From talk radio to the cable channels, the talking heads are all bitter and jealous that the president took his time to visit with a “comedian” rather than spend the time with “serious journalists”.

This is preposterous

Does Jon Stewart make dick jokes?  Yes.

But night in and night out, Jon Stewart can be found speaking the truth in a funny, poignant, and generally informative way.

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Follow the Leader

Over the weekend, MSNBC president, Phil Griffin, said in an interview that he hoped his network would emulate the Fox News Channel, not only in its ratings successes but in its approach to the “news”.

This is terrible, not only because it means MSNBC will follow the path of least relevance, but because it continues a long and disheartening trend of the news becoming info-tainment, and not really news at all.

I think (hope?) that Griffin is mistaken and that he’s severely miscalculating his audience’s reaction to this trend.

I may only be speaking for myself here, and not the left-leaning population in general, but my problem with Fox News isn’t that I’d be hearing conservative viewpoints when I watch it.  The problem I have with Fox News is that it isn’t fact-based.  It’s screaming, ranting piles of psychotic bullshit from Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, and Glenn Beck with guest appearances like Sarah Palin.  They have one purpose and that’s to advance an agenda.  It is not to inform, because information is quite literally in opposition to their agenda.

They’re no different than McDonald’s food.  They’ll pump it full of whatever their audience wants.  Oh, it’s not real meat?  Well, they’re eating it so it must be!  Obama’s an American citizen?  Our audience doesn’t want him to be.  Let’s figure out how we can make them think he’s from Kenya.  We won’t say, “Obama is from Kenya”.  We’ll say, “Is Obama from Kenya?  People are asking this question and we’ll have two idiots come scream about it!”

That said, I don’t appreciate being lied to or manipulated from either viewpoint.  Just because Keith Olbermann is on my side of the health care debate doesn’t mean I need the truth stretched to it’s outer limits.  His ratings have dropped dramatically, and I would theorize that it’s for this exact reason.  While he’s not insane like Glenn Beck, he has gotten to the point where most of his act is completely over the top.  And I guess we now know the reason.  It’s what the network wants!  I used to be an avid viewer, now I can barely stand watching anything on that network other than Chris Matthews.

If I turn on the news, I want to get a whole bunch of information quickly.  I don’t want to come out dumber in an hour than I am now.  Listening to people spew slanted rants from either side of the spectrum isn’t helping anyone.  The whole Tea Party movement was basically started by Fox News.  Now it’s a political party that actually influences the way the media has to cover politics.  That’s a sham and a shame.

And they don’t care who they’re appealing to.  They’ve gotten to the point where they’ve abdicated all of their responsibility as the nation’s 4th Branch of Government and are more or less just used car salesman who will tell you whatever you want to hear as long as you keep buying their products.  They’re just as happy to sell their product to an anti-government, racist militia member or an Evangelical “God hates fags” Christian as they are to inform a Wall Street Conservative who just really doesn’t want his investments taxed.

In both parties there are people to the extremes.  It’s not the media’s job to cater to those people.  It’s the media’s job to inform society.  If they were doing their job, there would be less of those extremists to cater to.  MSNBC, by deciding to go the way of Fox News, is choosing to further alienate the huge segment of their audience that cares more about facts than having the crust cut off their bread, so to speak.  Keith Olbermann and Ed Schultz aren’t that much better than Beck, O’Reilly, and Hannity.  They’ve been able to stop short of flat out lying about things – that helps.  Their audience also isn’t likely to go bomb a federal building.  But aside from that, they’re not doing much more to advance the cause than Fox is.

So where to turn?  There’s nowhere anymore, really.  CNN is too busy reading people’s tweets and figuring out how to make the news 3-D.

I’m Convinced

I’m convinced that CNN’s Rick Sanchez is a 12 year old girl.

And I’m becoming convinced that everyone else at CNN is too.

There’s no reason that the world’s “most respected” news organization should ever be using text message shorthand.

Ever.

You’re supposed to make people smarter and more informed.  Instead you read what people write on Twitter and write headlines like you’re a 45 year old dad who wants to be “cool” enough to relate to his teenage daughter.

You suck.  That is all.

Hey, Terrorists

Hey, terrorists.

Stop practicing spinning jump kicks.  You’re not going to use those.  I know you just think they’re awesome to do and stuff, but you guys should focus on more important things, like inventing running water.

I mean, what sort of scenario are they preparing for?  A stunt role in the next big Jackie Chan movie…you know, after their suicide bombing career is over.  Oh, wait…

I want Capcom to put a terrorist character in the next version of Street Fighter (I’ll still be Ryu).  These guys are like Jedi masters, obviously.  Just because their underwear bombs sometimes don’t go off, doesn’t mean they don’t know how to use the force.

And while we’re at it…

Hey, news organizations, get some new footage of terrorists training.  It’s always the same kicks and exercises and running around with the AK-47’s.  These guys love to train (obviously, right?) and they love to videotape each other.  There has to be some more footage out there.