Unsafe Sex? Fuggetaboutit.

If you need this many condoms, I'm impressed.

Yes, there’s also an app for this.

Yesterday I discussed the Catholic Church’s recent approval of the “Confession” iPhone app.

Well, today I’m going to tell you about an app that is sure to increase the sales of the Confession app and make religious groups like the Catholic Church go bananas.

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, or as the New York City Health Department calls it, “National Condom Awareness Day”, the department has launched an app called “NYC Condom Finder”.

As you might guess, this handy little app allows people to find the nearest location of city-wide condom distributors, happy to pass out NYC branded condoms for free.  It can use the GPS feature on your smartphone to provide you with walking directions to the nearest rubbers.

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Heck of a Job, Pope-y

The pope’s unfavorable rating has reached an all-time high, according to the latest USAToday/Gallup Poll.

And astounding 35% of adults view the current pope negatively.  (I’m guessing it’s 100% of children.)

Using simple math, that means that 65% of the adults in American are going straight to the fucking inferno.

I actually find it hilarious that the pope has an favorable/unfavorable rating.  What difference is that knowledge going to make? Like, who the hell cares?

Certainly not the Vatican.

You don’t go around calling some guy the embodiment of god on Earth if you’re going to be worried what a few measly American polls say.

No matter how many child rapes he covers up.

Against Church Policy?

This is yesterday’s headline from the New York Times.

The article is about the Pope covering up for a priest who molested 200 deaf boys.

It’s truly sickening.  I’ve gone over this stuff before, so check the archives.

The amazing part to me is…

…isn’t it the Catholic Church’s policy to “defrock” as many males as possible?  I’m surprised the Pope passed on this great opportunity.