Who would’ve guessed it? These two idiots are getting divorced. Some people even care.
After 72 whole days of what was very likely the most intolerable marriage of all time, Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian have filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences – possibly that she realized he didn’t currently have a job because of the NBA lockout or that he’s half white.
Between the wedding ring ($2MM) and the wedding itself, the costs of which are estimated between $10MM and $20MM, the Kardashian/Humphries marriage was a waste of somewhere between $167,000 and $306,000 per day. That’s more than about 98% of Americans earn in a year.
It’s reported that neither the couple nor their families kicked down a dime for the wedding costs and that Humphries bought the ring on a substantial discount. It’s also reported that they raked in around $17.9MM for the photo rights and the airing of the 4-hour long E! special documenting their “special day”.
This all being true, it’s hard to look at the marriage (her second) as anything more than a massive publicity stunt…a business deal. Conservatives should be happy about it. The free market decided that photos in People Magazine and an excruciating 4-hour long reality show are marriage the way god intended it, between a man and a woman and a bank account.
But with their logic, why would anyone even bother getting married without a profit motive? Oh wait, that’s how marriage started! But thank goodness that a few centuries ago god changed the definition to include only men and women – and only for the purposes of love and child bearing. It definitely can’t be about money or tax incentives. They wouldn’t give tax breaks to married couples, would they?
And what about marriages for U.S. citizenship? That happens all the time. But as long as it’s between a man and woman and not some homo heathens, it’s fine.
Let’s just make sure that no homosexual American citizens are allowed to marry for love and happiness. That will definitely destroy the sanctity of marriage. And then for Halloween your trick-or-treating kids will wander over to their house where the gay married couple will be dressed in bondage costumes and before you know it your strapping young son is listening to Barbara Streisand and thinking constantly about blowjobs.
Can we all just stop pretending that there’s any “sanctity” in marriage? I’m not saying there’s no sanctity in individual marriages, there can be…and should be! But with publicity stunt marriages, citizenship marriages, an astronomical divorce rate (which is higher in the reddest red states), and plenty of infidelity to go around, how can anyone argue that there is any sanctity at all in the institution of marriage?
I want to see an illegal Mexican immigrant get gay married for his green card. That would make a Republican’s head explode.