Breaking Non-News

Hey, news networks. ¬†This isn’t news.

We most definitely do not need full coverage of Lindsay Lohan’s probation hearing, or whatever the fuck you’re showing me.

It doesn’t matter at all, unless you’re Lindsay Lohan, a close friend or family member, or a person with questionable interests and way too much time on their hands.

So stop it.

Right now.

One thought on “Breaking Non-News

  1. News is SHIT. It’s allllllll B.S. & fucking with peoples emotions and making them scared. Striking fear in the people is all the news is good for. So… thanks news networks.

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